Who was the first to lie?

Lying must have been invented at some time and place. Someone must have been enlightened  one day. Honey does this dress look good on me? (Jesus, my girlfriend is really fat. It seems as if her tummy is about to sharpshoot those six buttons into the living room window. She needs to start working out, but the gym costs too much money. What do I say?) Baby, that dress looks wonderful! Listen, I've been wanting to become a member of LA fitness. Do you want to join me? Lying is inevitable. Many times I've lied and many times I've listened. Many times I wondered how much there is to know. Many is the word, that only keeps you guessing....