I wonder what would happen if we gave a pony a ponytail. I also wonder why humanity insists that Jesus Christ trims his beard. I mean, look at him. Every single one of his pictures depicts a 30 year-old handsome man, with a somewhat trimmed beard, lucious hair, and singular clothing. Now, if Jesus always wore rags and robes and informal attire, why do religious parents force their children to wear formal clothing to church?  Catholic schools force their students to be well groomed and in uniform. However, Jesus had notable facial hair and never dressed to impress. Now imagine a pony with a ponytail.